can you blog about this sort of thing?

I've become some species of gym rat in Guatemala. This is probably mostly due to the fact that my gym has cable TV and I can watch "Seinfeld."

And, I mean, I can stay fit. And stuff.

But ANYWAYS. Speaking of species …

Today I skipped the gym and headed to the store to buy: hot chocolate, parasite medicine, Resse's Pieces, and cigarettes, because ... well, I have a PARASITE.

Gonna feed him some shuga and smoke him out of house and home.

Seriously. Please leave my body.

oh dear

I am the worst high school newspaper teacher ever.

If we actually produce a paper this year, I'll know I really can do anything.

how do we get back to this?

i don't wanna

Ugh! This is stupid. I don't want to share anything on here anymore ...

you thought i was kidding?

Ahem. Ahem.

Excuse me.

Let me interrupt this sick-filled day to announce that: Today marks the 30-day countdown until New Moon hits theaters.

'Nuff said.

money, honey

Oct. 14, 2008 I started this.

I am the chief of snails. This will take me forever. But I'm really proud of the things I said back then, and I can honestly say I still believe them today.

I'm planning a year-long logging of my financial adventures, greatly anticipated* to debut sometime in 2010.

*Mostly by my mother, her sisters, and 340. It's OK if you're "mildly" anticipating the "debut."

umm

I want to update.