ALL ABOARD!

It's the day before Thanksgiving and my brain has turned into a large pile of mashed potatoes. And so obviously, this is an opportunity to take you on a journey through my train of thought:

1. Following Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on Instagr.am is one of my favorite things about the Internet. Ever.

2. When I sneeze and people say, "Oh! There's a bug going around!," I always have to suppress the urge to say something like, "MY GOD WHAT, WHERE?!" Somewhere, out there, seems to exist a "bug" that has consistently gone around in circles through every season since the beginning of time, yet still manages to completely shock a certain segment of the population every time they hear a sneeze.

3. Netflix has all 11 seasons of Frasier streaming online. My father raised an ardent fan of The Sitcom, and I've been taking advantage of this treasure for weeks. The other night a friend asked what it was about the neurotic psychiatrist that was so appealing, and I think just the mere fact that he has a Rothko hanging above his toilet seat speaks volumes to the greatness of this show.

4. Melissa and I went to see Twilight last night. Ohhhh ... giggle did we ever. There was a preview for The Hunger Games and Jacob's shirt was off within the first 45 seconds of the movie so yeah, all in all, a pretty solid choice for a Tuesday evening.

5. Y'all, it's a Christmas miracle: Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney will playing at LP Field in Nashville on June 23. I'm just a little bit nervous that tickets will be hundreds of dollars. But I'm a lotta bit excited to sing and dance to two of pop-country music's greatest living heroes. My 13-year-old Self will be fist-pumping like a maniac at how cool her 26-year-old Self has become.